Earthquakes

Hollywood Assistants like earthquakes. Well, maybe like is the wrong word. Fascinated is more accurate because anything that disrupts a Tuesday and puts the office in a tailspin is okay with us.

Being from the suburbs of New York we would be let out of school the minute there was any sign of snow. Now I live in LA and the earth just FUCKING MOVED and yet I have not been sent home. While our bosses panic about their kids, dogs, spouses and homes, I sit in my office worried that my Ikea furniture might not have survived the quake of '08 (I really should have followed those instructions better!).

Hollywood Assistants stay strong. We’re assuming everyone is safe because of the overwhelming Facebook and Gchat status messages. Told you they were good for something.

Be prepared: http://www.fema.gov/hazard/earthquake/eq_during.shtm

LOCATION: From Chino (Ryan is safe!) to Santa Monica, Santa Barbara (is the wine ok??) to San Diego
COST: What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, right?